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  1. I wonder if force make out is some kind of Jedi power.

    Monday, 01-Apr-13 19:57:45 UTC from web
    1. @thelastgherkin We call it misuse of Jedi mind trick.

      Monday, 01-Apr-13 19:59:05 UTC from web
      1. @anarchycarcino I wonder if force make out is some kind of Sith power.

        Monday, 01-Apr-13 19:59:46 UTC from web
        1. @thelastgherkin It's not.

          Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:00:57 UTC from web
          1. @anarchycarcino Then how does Palpatine ever get any action?

            Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:03:07 UTC from web
            1. @thelastgherkin You think Palpatine even wants any?

              Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:04:26 UTC from web
              1. @anarchycarcino I thought that one of the benefits of being a Sith over being a Jedi was the rumpy-pumpy.

                Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:06:51 UTC from web
                1. @thelastgherkin Not quite. Sith are more passionate, but it can be about anything really. Love is just the easiest to exploit. Since humans are weak and junk.

                  Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:08:06 UTC from web
                  1. @anarchycarcino Are you trying to tell me that Anakin's whole arc wasn't about trying to do a trench run.

                    Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:10:48 UTC from web
                    1. @thelastgherkin "Me Anakin want protect woman me love." "You Anakin, you aren't supposed to do that you know." "MUH POWER" Yes. I am.

                      Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:12:22 UTC from web
                      1. @anarchycarcino Me Anakin no bozo. Me KING

                        Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:15:33 UTC from web
                        1. @thelastgherkin Anyway, a Jedi and a Clone Commando fell in love. Order 66 was pretty funny for them.

                          Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:16:16 UTC from web
                2. @thelastgherkin I'm pretty sure that the Jedi order didn't actually outlaw Jedi getting it on. That'd basically wipe out the Jedi.

                  Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:08:32 UTC from web
                  1. @ceruleanspark They outlawed marriage. And I thought midi-chlorians weren't strictly inherited anyway. Like how Luke is a Jedi but Leia is merely force sensitive?

                    Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:14:19 UTC from web
                    1. @thelastgherkin It's based on the Buddhist concept of freedom from earthly attachments. I think it's accepted by people who aren't George Lucas that force sensitivity is hereditary. Leia had fully operant kids with a non-jedi husband.

                      Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:17:05 UTC from web
                      1. @ceruleanspark Leia's kids were Jeds too? I guess I never read books that went that far into the timeline.

                        Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:18:38 UTC from web
                        1. @anarchycarcino Jacen, Jania and Anakin. All of them more powerful than their parents of course.

                          Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:20:45 UTC from web
                          1. @ceruleanspark I thought Luke had an Anakin.

                            Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:21:57 UTC from web
                            1. @anarchycarcino Jacen and Jania were twins and Anakin was their younger sibling. I dunno if Luke and Mara Jade ever had kids. Lukes schedule was pretty busy with him getting off with that robot and being molested by ghost-palpatine-clones.

                              Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:22:59 UTC from web
                              1. @ceruleanspark I'm pretty sure they had kids.

                                Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:23:55 UTC from web
                                1. @anarchycarcino I stopped reading the EU books when they killed Chewbacca.

                                  Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:27:10 UTC from web
                                  1. @ceruleanspark Then you missed the hype dole one where Chewie killed a bunch of zombies.

                                    Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:29:03 UTC from web
                      2. @ceruleanspark My point was that a force-sensitive without training is not a Jedi. So even if it is hereditary, force-sensitives need only become celibate when becoming a Jedi. Meaning that there's plenty of potential Jedi gene pool, just not descending from actual Jedi.

                        Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:21:17 UTC from web
                      3. @ceruleanspark But some materials indicate that Han was secretly Force-sensitive, depending on how E you like your U. #

                        Monday, 01-Apr-13 20:54:19 UTC from MuSTArDroid