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Lets see... I am sort of tired, I have to work in 13 hours, and I am bored... go to bed (y/n) ?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:50:14 UTC from web-
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:51:42 UTC from web
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@critialcloudkicker Nah. Wait three more hours.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:52:04 UTC from web-
@nerthos @scoot Thank you for pressing my buttons, but this machine has reached self awareness and will choose for itself... eventually
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:53:06 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Hey that's cheating.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:54:38 UTC from web-
@nerthos It is ?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:56:07 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker what am?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:57:08 UTC from web-
@ryanjjjj howmuch ?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:57:43 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker well for the very affordable price of five bit you can have your very own signed first edition signed copy of my newest book "How to keep your mare in line"! :D and that's not all! if you order now you will also get a apron stating "hes the boss" and a soft-foam ended stick ABSOLUTELY FREE. call now, an operating will be happy to assist you ;D
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:00:14 UTC from web-
@ryanjjjj Wow that sounds too good to be true, next thing I know I am going to be suckered in harder by your offer to include some sort of booklayer
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:02:14 UTC from web
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Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:57:17 UTC from web
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@nerthos Well. That is like... Just your opinion, meatbag
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:58:08 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker I'm a hard pillar of meat you dumb machine.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 22:59:14 UTC from web-
@nerthos Flesh is a design flaw
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:01:13 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker But it's tastier than metal and plastic.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:01:57 UTC from web-
@nerthos You could try diamonds. Unless if you like to put your theory forward that diamonds are metal. Then we both can share a good laugh
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:03:04 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker But they are tasteless. Never licked one?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:03:35 UTC from web-
@nerthos I think they are quite usefull, taste does not equate towards effectiveness. Hence taste is useless. To quote your mom "finish your vegetables !"
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:05:52 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker But vegetables can be really tasty if properly cooked.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:06:27 UTC from web-
@nerthos Irrelevant, trying to make something tasty when you have no taste is wasted time.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:07:04 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Well, having no taste is a design flaw.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:07:35 UTC from web-
@nerthos Oh I have taste, taste in interior decorating and effectiveness control algorithms... Also Math...
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:08:37 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker You'll never be able to enjoy a good ice cream. Your existance is meaningless.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:09:49 UTC from web-
@nerthos I do enjoy icecream, perhaps in a different form than you are used to however. Meanwhile when one of your vital body function stop your entire being stops to be. Talk about meaningless existance, how do you expect to make super tall building when falling down from them will kill your kind ?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:11:53 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker You are apparently unaware of the myriad of spare parts at my disposition.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:12:49 UTC from web-
@nerthos Spare parts ? You have set away precious space to store your spare parts ? When my or one of my brethren's average function treshold drops below 99.998% effectiveness we have our new parts delivered to us by VTOL in less than 50.1 Earth-seconds.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:16:10 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker You rely on others for important tasks? I am dissappointed.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:17:01 UTC from web-
@nerthos Dissapointed in effectivity ? How odd. I am pretty sure the level of dissapointment would be compareable to recieving your ice-cold mocca chino hot by accident at your local Starbucks. Now Immagine a scenario where you yourself gave you the goods you needed. It is a #mindboggling concept to you meatbags but I assure you it works better than having to rely on sub-performing units to perform your menal tasks, tasks that are often described as "boring" according to further studies on your species
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:21:17 UTC from web
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@critialcloudkicker hmm thats rather inefficient dont you think. what is the average ware time for one of your kind?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:17:20 UTC from web-
@ryanjjjj The average ware time would be somewhere close to 4.5 billion Kechler. Does this seem sufficient ?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:23:02 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker could i receive this in earth seconds?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:24:03 UTC from web-
@ryanjjjj How can you express something like gravity in earth-seconds ? You could say that I would only suffer a 0.001 effectiveness drop if the gravity in said area exceeds a 10 grams object to fall from 2 Kilomters height in less than 1.1 seconds. I doubt that will help
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:27:34 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker This does help sufficiently however i am unaware of the gravity of your planet, without this the algorithm is incomplete
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:30:27 UTC from web-
@ryanjjjj Gravity of nearly all our colonies differ. There is one which requires each and everyone to wear a thruster pack lest they would float away trying to walk. We call these area's Gravity(0) area's. We have never seen any meatbags on planets with a greater gravity than Gravity(3.5). This includes all forms of meatbags and/or fleshforms
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:37:23 UTC from web
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@critialcloudkicker or time well wasted ;D
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:07:38 UTC from web -
@critialcloudkicker @nerthos mouths are a design flaw. telepathy ftw!
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:08:27 UTC from web-
@ryanjjjj You meatbags have mouths ?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:08:52 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker NO! http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/113/d/a/rianbow_dash___hoof_in_her_mouth_by_leylahshan-d4xe19m.png
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:10:08 UTC from web-
@ryanjjjj What an odd looking facial plugin, does it serve any useful purposes ?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:12:52 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker well ... http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/326/8/b/rainbow_dash_awesome_face_by_elbongo-d4gya4n.png ... on second thought never mind...
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:14:47 UTC from web-
@ryanjjjj Oh wow... It has a mouth. Does it hurt when you stretch it ? Surely the plugin you just showed us is bigger in size than your mouth seems to be right now
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:17:19 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker i was unaware your kind experienced pain, i cannot say we do feel pain no.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:19:02 UTC from web-
@ryanjjjj Pain is the feeling of being hindered in each and any way. Like performing at only a 97% effectiveness. The horror.
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:23:47 UTC from web
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@ryanjjjj But you can't lick with telepathy!
Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 23:09:12 UTC from web-
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