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  1. Shakespeare holding an infant. Baby on bard.

    Monday, 29-Apr-13 17:12:23 UTC from web
    1. @mastertdi Baby on bread?

      Monday, 29-Apr-13 17:18:07 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      1. @scribus You sick freak.

        Monday, 29-Apr-13 17:18:35 UTC from web
        1. @mastertdi Also, baby on a plank of wood- baby on board

          Monday, 29-Apr-13 17:19:32 UTC from web
          1. @sarramore Child in a car. Baby on Ford

            Monday, 29-Apr-13 17:20:02 UTC from web
        2. @mastertdi I just meant, like, um. . . Maybe a veal sandwich?

          Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:33:31 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          1. @scribus You disgust me.

            Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:34:27 UTC from web
            1. @mastertdi How about a maternity t-shirt: "Baby on Broad."

              Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:38:07 UTC from MuSTArDroid
              1. @scribus You've missed the past hour of RDN, haven't you?

                Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:38:40 UTC from web
                1. @mastertdi I've been driving a bus! :c

                  Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:39:25 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  1. @scribus That joke had to stop due to implications of baby mutilation.

                    Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:39:59 UTC from web
                    1. @mastertdi Um, wow. 0_0

                      Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:44:24 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                      1. @scribus Anything that (arguably) rhymes with "board" goes, man.

                        Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:45:25 UTC from web
                    2. @mastertdi No different from any other kind of human mutilation.

                      Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:45:38 UTC from web
                      1. @fabio But no humans were harmed during the making of these puns.

                        Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:46:15 UTC from web
                        1. @mastertdi ...I'm an idiot.

                          Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:46:26 UTC from web
                        2. @mastertdi What.

                          Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:46:40 UTC from web
                          1. @fabio Don't look at me.

                            Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:47:11 UTC from web
                            1. @mastertdi You were the one to initially complain. At any rate babies suck.

                              Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:47:58 UTC from web
                              1. @fabio I believe the proper term is "suckle."

                                Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:48:28 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                1. @scribus I think the proper term is "are disgusting and gross and awful in many ways, a curse upon the stages of our species"

                                  Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:49:45 UTC from web
                              2. @fabio But they're pretty important, so...

                                Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:48:33 UTC from web
                                1. @mastertdi But they're really easy to make.

                                  Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:48:55 UTC from web
                                  1. @fabio What difference does that make

                                    Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:49:36 UTC from web
                                    1. @mastertdi That they're pretty expendable when compared to other kinds of humans.

                                      Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:50:21 UTC from web
                                      1. @fabio Wow.

                                        Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:51:04 UTC from web
                                        1. @mastertdi It takes 40 years to raise a highly specialized proffesional in any field, and only a year max to get a baby.

                                          Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:52:20 UTC from web
                                          1. @fabio But babies are specialised professionals.

                                            Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:53:05 UTC from web
                                            1. @mastertdi In the field of being useless, yeah.

                                              Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:53:20 UTC from web
                                              1. @fabio I'm not having this conversation with you.

                                                Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:53:51 UTC from web
                                                1. @mastertdi As you wish.

                                                  Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:54:01 UTC from web
    2. @snowlynx Take or add a single digit number based on th prowss of the specific individual.

      Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:55:53 UTC from web
      1. @fabio *the prowess

        Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:56:51 UTC from web
    3. @snowlynx Good luck doing a career with only 1000 hours. That's only 41.6 days.

      Monday, 29-Apr-13 19:00:00 UTC from web
    4. @snowlynx Only if you want a job.

      Monday, 29-Apr-13 19:05:59 UTC from web