1. Thinking about e-mailing my ex and asking her what, exactly, in the hell was so terrible about my love that she had to put an entire continent between us.

    Friday, 03-May-13 06:30:01 UTC from web
    1. @scribus Don't do it

      Friday, 03-May-13 06:31:23 UTC from web
      1. @rarity But it might make her feel bad for what she did to me!

        Friday, 03-May-13 06:31:53 UTC from web
        1. @scribus Yeah that's TOTALLY what will happen

          Friday, 03-May-13 06:32:31 UTC from web
          1. @rarity Hey, just because she was completely indifferent to the fact that she built me up and sent me crashing to the ground before running away doesn't mean she'll still be a cold, heartless meanie-pants.

            Friday, 03-May-13 06:33:33 UTC from web
            1. @scribus Take a picture of yourself with Groucho Glasses and a sign that just says ":("

              Friday, 03-May-13 06:34:51 UTC from web
              1. @rarity Turns out, Groucho glasses over my regular glasses and # is just . . . too much. :P

                Friday, 03-May-13 06:35:59 UTC from web
                1. @scribus that's the wrong attitude

                  Friday, 03-May-13 06:37:14 UTC from web
                  1. @rarity No, I mean, it's too damn funny for me to hold the camera straight enough to get a picture. XD

                    Friday, 03-May-13 06:37:54 UTC from web
                    1. @scribus tripods were invented solely for this

                      Friday, 03-May-13 06:40:05 UTC from web
                      1. @rarity Ugh, that's a hell of an investment. I'll just get a. . . one of those "friend"-people to do it for me. #

                        Friday, 03-May-13 06:41:48 UTC from web
                        1. @scribus but they are weak and human and will be unable to take the picture due to laugh

                          Friday, 03-May-13 06:45:20 UTC from web
                          1. @rarity This is true...

                            Friday, 03-May-13 06:45:49 UTC from web
                        2. @scribus I picked up one for $20. (a tri pod, not David Ducovny)

                          Friday, 03-May-13 06:46:08 UTC from web
    2. @scribus send her poop in the mail

      Friday, 03-May-13 06:32:08 UTC from web
      1. @calvinthedestroyer There are a LOT more laws against that than angry post-break-up emails. And I don't know her mailing address.

        Friday, 03-May-13 06:32:43 UTC from web