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Hey guys, name me a piece of popular culture that involves lasers or energy projectiles, preferably fired from the hands.
Monday, 13-May-13 21:27:12 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Iron Man
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@mastertdi Don't give me that
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@aponymous2 Oh my
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@yodelerty I'll give you a knuckle sandwich
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@snowcone I actually considered it, but it's sorta boring. I asked because I've got this guy with finger lasers, but a horn sorta looks like a finger, so
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@aponymous2 That was the first one I thought of, actually
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@mastertdi James Bond.
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@nerthos God damn it I just SCANNED HIM IN
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@mastertdi Well my computer froze. Took me three more minutes to reply.
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@nerthos I don't need your excuses man.
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@mastertdi Well maybe you could use your house being set on fire.
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@nerthos I don't think I could.
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@mastertdi It's worth a try.
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@nerthos It's really not. Don't waste your gasoline on little ol' me.
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@mastertdi It's too late though.
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@nerthos Wha
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@mastertdi Sorry man this cigarette is moving on it's own.
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@nerthos I'm coming back to haunt you.
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@mastertdi I know who to call
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@nerthos Ghoulblasters
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@mastertdi That's the chinese pirate alternative.
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@nerthos You needn't waste good money to exterminate things that don't exist.
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@mastertdi You don't exist?
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@nerthos Not after I perish in these moist flames.
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@mastertdi You're welcome.
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@nerthos But existing is all I know how to do
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@mastertdi You'll have to learn something new then
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@nerthos But I'm an old dog
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@mastertdi And you'll have a whole new set of bones to munch and leave ectoplasm stains on.
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@nerthos lol im laughing my butt of reading your guys conversation
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@therainbowdashx I aim to please
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@nerthos Could I, like, not die today
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@mastertdi I don't know. Maybe if you start peeing on the fire.
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@nerthos lol well ive gotta go, just noticed i promised my friend id be on xbox
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@nerthos That's a lot of fire to pee on.
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@mastertdi I hope you have a powerful bladder
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@nerthos I think my bladder melted several minutes ago.
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@mastertdi Well I don't know what to tell you then
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@therainbowdashx Bye man
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@nerthos It's hard to type with charred flesh, nerthos
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@mastertdi Use your bones mang
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@nerthos I can't, it's like learning how to eat with chopsticks. I need practise.
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@mastertdi Eating with chopsticks is really easy. I didn't even practice.
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@nerthos And I'll never get the chance to. ;-;
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@mastertdi There's still time. Like, 5 minutes.
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@nerthos Where can I find chopsticks in-- I guess I could use pencils or something.
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@mastertdi Or the iron supports of your house's crumbling walls.
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@nerthos But chopsticks are made of wood, silly nerthos
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@mastertdi Traditionally, that doesn't mean they can't be made of plastic or ivory. Or iron.
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@nerthos I could probably use my bones as chopsticks.
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@mastertdi I guess, but then you could only use one hand.
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@nerthos Ribs.
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@mastertdi Too big.
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@nerthos One rib, split in half
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@mastertdi Can you use tools without flesh?
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@nerthos Nerthos my brain is turning to liquid. Thinking things through is not my best attribute right about now.
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@mastertdi It's impressive how you still post. So much, done with so little gasoline.
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@nerthos I need to write my final words. You must publish these posts and send them to an author. I want to be played by Halle Berry in the movie adaption.
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@mastertdi I'll see what I can do.
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@nerthos And now I can die in piece.
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@mastertdi Keep in mind that I'll make some changes to your words for dramatic purposes.
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@nerthos If I don't win at least 7 Oscars I WILL haunt you.
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@mastertdi I'm calling the Ghostbusters.
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@nerthos Get their autograph for me.
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@nerthos Ghost buster Lyre reporting for duty!
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@mastertdi Ok.
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@bowandlyre Perfect. Aim @mastertdi.
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@nerthos NO. @bowandlyre You wouldn't hurt a man with no flesh wouldja?
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@bowandlyre At least let me live to see my children grow up and eventually die!
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@bowandlyre Aww yee. *floats ghostfully into the women's locker room*
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@mastertdi @bowandlyre It's an order, I want to see that stream sucking him.
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@nerthos Excuse you.
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@bowandlyre AW COME ON
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@mastertdi No, excuse you, you peep.
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@nerthos Geh.
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@bowandlyre /GEH./
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@bowandlyre You're a good friend. Here, you can keep Mastertdi's belongings.
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@nerthos AW COME ON.
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@mastertdi You don't need them anymore
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@nerthos They're all burnt anyway so HA.
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@mastertdi Actually only the room you were in burnt. I didn't have that much gasoline.
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@nerthos That room was my room.
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@mastertdi Well you have no room anymore
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@nerthos I have no mortal body either.
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@mastertdi You're welcome.
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@nerthos That's NOT A GOOD THING.
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@mastertdi Well you can't die now. And you can still use RDN.
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@nerthos Because RDN is beyond time, space, and mortality, you idiot.
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@mastertdi So thank me. Thanks to me and mr. Arson, you're now a being that trascends physical limits.
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@nerthos But I'm lonely in the afterlife.
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@mastertdi More than you were whilst alive?
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@nerthos Wow screw you man.
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@mastertdi In time you'll learn to love your new nature.
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@nerthos How can I dance now
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@mastertdi You'll better start floating because that's your limit.
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@nerthos I want to push my limits.
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@mastertdi Good luck pushing things without a body.
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@nerthos God damn it.
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@flamingpan
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@nerthos not my my compainy. The one I work for
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@afk Does that mean you may lose your job?
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@nerthos no it means a lot of us dricers complained... and thwres a class action lawauit aginst the main brach of the compainy... does nothing for me really
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@afk Oh. That's a completely different thing then.
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