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  1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

    I have 99 [b word plural] but a problem ain't one.

    Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:26:45 UTC from web
    1. komamiki komamiki

      @nerthos *hits with garden hoe*

      Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:27:32 UTC from web
      1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

        @komaeda Well now I have 99 hos and an open wound.

        Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:29:22 UTC from web
    2. Commodore Commodore

      @nerthos why do you have 99 illegitimate children?

      Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:28:16 UTC from web
      1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

        @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Because #

        Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:28:57 UTC from web
        1. Commodore Commodore

          @nerthos I just can't argue with that logic.

          Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:30:49 UTC from web
          1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

            @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese When boyz n' gurlz go wild

            Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:31:57 UTC from web
            1. Commodore Commodore

              @nerthos they forget what happened last night.

              Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:33:17 UTC from web
              1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Exactly! And that's why I have so many illegitimate sons, and yet I pay no manteinane to any of the mothers!

                Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:39:59 UTC from web
                1. Commodore Commodore

                  @nerthos Well, that's one way to raise up an army.

                  Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:42:31 UTC from web
                  1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                    @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Fun fact: One of my friends tried to do that in a tabletop RPG. Problem is the sons hated him.

                    Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:47:26 UTC from web
                    1. Commodore Commodore

                      @nerthos well of course they did. They were abandoned by their father and then he wants them to die for him? That don't work without some really good incentive.

                      Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:50:52 UTC from web
                      1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                        @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Booze

                        Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:54:12 UTC from web
                        1. Commodore Commodore

                          @nerthos I don't think drunk soldiers would make the best idea. Maybe money, power, and fame?

                          Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:55:45 UTC from web
                          1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                            @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Well in modern times they don't. In a middle ages fantasy setting a horde of drunken pillagers is effective.

                            Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:58:11 UTC from web
                            1. Commodore Commodore

                              @nerthos let's get them hopped up on opium too. They won't feel a thing, at least until the drugs wear off.

                              Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:00:34 UTC from web
                              1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese An army of berserkers.

                                Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:01:52 UTC from web
                                1. Commodore Commodore

                                  @nerthos unfeeling, barely thinking, killing machines.

                                  Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:03:24 UTC from web
                                  1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                    @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese unfeeling, barely thinking, poorly parented killing machines.

                                    Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:08:46 UTC from web
                                    1. Commodore Commodore

                                      @nerthos with drug and alcohol addictions.

                                      Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:09:51 UTC from web
                                      1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                        @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Well you gotta hold the leash in some way.

                                        Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:11:29 UTC from web
                                        1. Commodore Commodore

                                          @nerthos That is a pretty good point.

                                          Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:12:55 UTC from web
                                          1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                            @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Drugs are a great way of controlling masses.

                                            Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:15:15 UTC from web
                                            1. Commodore Commodore

                                              @nerthos or you could contrive a monarchy, fake a democracy, false militant coup d'état followed by a self led rebellion that makes you the hero of the people, the list goes on.

                                              Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:17:56 UTC from web
                                              1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                                @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese I'm prone to meritocracy, but a monarchy wouldn't be bad. That'd allow me to build a masked meritocracy of my own by granting titles based on accomplishments. Of course it'd all crash once I die but it wouldn't affect me at that point.

                                                Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:22:30 UTC from web
                                                1. Commodore Commodore

                                                  @nerthos that's why the hero of the people thing is so good, if you do it right, you can pull just about any string you want.

                                                  Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:25:13 UTC from web
                                                  1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                                                    @commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Yep. That's the sort of thing I want an opportunity to do, actually. The country I live in (well, most countries really) needs a culling of the political machine.

                                                    Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:26:54 UTC from web
    3. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

      @nerthos Why do you have so many bananas?

      Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:32:36 UTC from web
      1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

        @redenchilada Because I'm rich

        Thursday, 08-Aug-13 07:38:05 UTC from web
    4. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @awwwlyra As would most people who would be in a decent place on the pyramid. Most of those who oppose the idea are the people who would place themselves in the lower levels of it.

      Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:25:42 UTC from web
    5. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @awwwlyra Many are either too stupid to understand that, or are smart enough to know they wouldn't get far because they suck.

      Thursday, 08-Aug-13 08:36:21 UTC from web