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I wonder if there are genetics researchers working on making Pokémon?
Monday, 09-Sep-13 11:49:41 UTC from web-
@pokestrike I think domestic catgirls take priority.
Monday, 09-Sep-13 11:50:25 UTC from web-
@nerthos I'll murder them if they don't make Pokémon first priority, f*** their anthro research
Monday, 09-Sep-13 11:52:34 UTC from web-
@pokestrike You can't [redacted] pokémon. Well you may be able to but I'm pretty sure that's blasphemy on many levels and also illegal in most countries.
Monday, 09-Sep-13 11:54:53 UTC from web-
@nerthos F*** what's right, I want Pokémon
Monday, 09-Sep-13 11:57:10 UTC from web-
@pokestrike What for? They'd bring fiery ruin to this world.
Monday, 09-Sep-13 11:58:29 UTC from web-
@nerthos So I can form a Pokémon revolution and take over America and they all have to pray to Arceus or else Darkrai will haunt their dreams
Monday, 09-Sep-13 12:00:41 UTC from web-
@pokestrike I don't think that's how it works. In the event that they're created they'll most likely be feral and highly restricted.
Monday, 09-Sep-13 12:01:36 UTC from web-
@nerthos I dunno, if /russia/ can successfully genetically engineer domestic red foxes, they could probably also engineer well behaved pokemon
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@ceruleanspark Maybe aesthetically resembling pokémon, but to get them to shoot fire AND be domestic?
Monday, 09-Sep-13 12:04:35 UTC from web-
@nerthos Getting them to shoot fire at all is problematic
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@ceruleanspark Well I think getting them to fire combustible oil should be easy. There's many animals with fluid-launching defense mechanisms, and also many animals with oil glands. Make them produce flammable oil and spit it, and there you have a species that won't likely survive on it's own and would also cause billions on property damage.
Monday, 09-Sep-13 12:08:44 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark Though if they did manage the foxes thing, then Russian sciencists might know what the fox say.
Monday, 09-Sep-13 12:06:06 UTC from web-
@nerthos I posted a youtube video demonstrating what the fox in fact says.
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@ceruleanspark Sounds like a dog-bird hybrid.
Monday, 09-Sep-13 12:09:54 UTC from web-
@nerthos A lot of canines have "singing" vocalisations.
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@ceruleanspark I'm not particularly learned in regards to canines, because by the time I started learning details about animals at large I was already fed up with dogs.
Monday, 09-Sep-13 12:15:23 UTC from web
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@pokestrike Why not just hook a car battery to a rat? #donttrythisathome
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@scribus I did that with a worm.
Monday, 09-Sep-13 12:01:46 UTC from web
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