Conversation

Notices

  1. and just what the hell is a "Yiffy Headband"

    Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:05:04 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
    1. @ceruleanspark It's probably like a tennis headband, to keep sweat from your eyes so you can watch porn better

      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:07:03 UTC from web
    2. @ceruleanspark This is one set to 10% yiff http://ur1.ca/fp58t

      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:07:36 UTC from web
      1. @critialcloudkicker It needs to be about 20% yiffier

        Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:08:27 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
        1. @ceruleanspark Ehmm, ohkay ? http://ur1.ca/fp5af

          Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:09:31 UTC from web
          1. @critialcloudkicker Lightweight http://ur1.ca/fp5ba

            Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:10:44 UTC from web
            1. @weedlordhitler Oh I'll infinite-up that with either cutyness or creepyness ( depending on your taste ) http://ur1.ca/fp5cc

              Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:13:08 UTC from web
              1. @critialcloudkicker So yiffy http://ur1.ca/fp5dh

                Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:15:51 UTC from web
                1. @weedlordhitler Please stop making me see stuff that make me want to gauge out my eyeballs

                  Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:17:55 UTC from web
                  1. @critialcloudkicker Who the hell do you think I am. I'm weed lord Hitler.

                    Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:18:55 UTC from web
                    1. @weedlordhitler You don't even have gaseous THC in your arsenal... Worst Fuhrer ever !

                      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:20:07 UTC from web
                      1. @critialcloudkicker Who says I don't.

                        Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:21:52 UTC from web
                        1. @weedlordhitler You did, just now, a couple of lines back

                          Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:22:50 UTC from web
                          1. @critialcloudkicker I just said weed doesn't go on syringes.

                            Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:24:06 UTC from web
                            1. @weedlordhitler How about "in" syringes ?

                              Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:25:10 UTC from web
                              1. @critialcloudkicker That's a completely different story.

                                Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:26:08 UTC from web
                                1. @weedlordhitler Well ?

                                  Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:26:46 UTC from web
                                  1. @critialcloudkicker My lawyer says I shouldn't say more.

                                    Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:27:20 UTC from web
                                    1. @weedlordhitler Hiters lawyer is DEAD

                                      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:28:04 UTC from web
                                      1. @critialcloudkicker Silly pony, lawyers can't die.

                                        Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:28:38 UTC from web
                                        1. @weedlordhitler Then why would I go to jail if I were to stab a lawyer ?

                                          Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:31:03 UTC from web
                                          1. @critialcloudkicker Don't ask me, they make the laws, not me.

                                            Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:31:47 UTC from web
                                            1. @weedlordhitler Maybe it is not pleasant or something...

                                              Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:33:36 UTC from web
                                              1. @critialcloudkicker Maybe it itches.

                                                Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:35:33 UTC from web
                                                1. @weedlordhitler Being probed by a sharp instrument... Sounds like it would itch alright... What if someone stabs you in the liver and it heals later... but it itches SO BAD... Whatyougonnado ? Scratch your liver ?

                                                  Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:37:23 UTC from web
                                                  1. @critialcloudkicker Scratching my liver does sound like a good idea if it itches really hard.

                                                    Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:41:54 UTC from web
                                                    1. @weedlordhitler Or you could up your alcohol intake

                                                      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:43:49 UTC from web
                                                      1. @critialcloudkicker I'd rather keep my claim of never being drunk true.

                                                        Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:53:26 UTC from web
                                                        1. @weedlordhitler I was never drunk either... Yet you can consome alcohol without becoming drunk

                                                          Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:55:22 UTC from web
                                                          1. @critialcloudkicker I do consume some alcohol, but not enough to affect my liver. To do that I'd need enough to get me drunk.

                                                            Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:56:23 UTC from web
                                                            1. @weedlordhitler One of the people who live here got his liver shot due to Coca Cola

                                                              Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:58:25 UTC from web
                                                              1. @critialcloudkicker Good thing I barely drink that. 90% of my liquid intake is water. Then there's another like 5% that is mate cocido, and a 5% between alcohol, juice and soft drinks.

                                                                Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 11:00:04 UTC from web
                                                                1. @weedlordhitler Mate Cocido ?

                                                                  Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 11:01:49 UTC from web
                                                                  1. @critialcloudkicker It's like tea but made from yerba mate. In my opinion it tastes infinitely better.

                                                                    Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 11:02:57 UTC from web
              2. Is it legal to keep a furry in yor house as a pet like you would a dog or a cat?

                Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:18:25 UTC from web
                1. @weedlordhitler Not as long as they are a cat, or dog, or possibly wolf... Things will get quite awkward if you have a fox furry fursuiter in your house and it suddenly says something. #

                  Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:21:37 UTC from web
                  1. @critialcloudkicker I'll buy a tranquilliser gun first.

                    Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:23:30 UTC from web
                    1. @weedlordhitler Wouldn't it be much easier to skin a fursuiter and hang that from the mantle ?

                      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:24:54 UTC from web
                      1. @critialcloudkicker Too much work. Shooting is easier.

                        Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:25:56 UTC from web
                        1. @weedlordhitler Yea but it totally ruins the pelt

                          Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:28:45 UTC from web
                          1. @critialcloudkicker It's syntetic anyway.

                            Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:29:20 UTC from web
                            1. @weedlordhitler The blood is syntetic ?

                              Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:30:27 UTC from web
                              1. @critialcloudkicker I don't know and neither do I care.

                                Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:31:27 UTC from web
                                1. @weedlordhitler How about ebay instead ?

                                  Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:34:39 UTC from web
                                  1. @critialcloudkicker But that would mean spending money

                                    Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:35:44 UTC from web
                                    1. @weedlordhitler You could print some money

                                      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:37:38 UTC from web
                                      1. @critialcloudkicker The nazis did that already. And their money was blatantly fake because it was better quality than the British money they intended to ruin.

                                        Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:41:13 UTC from web
                                        1. @weedlordhitler Wow... Those Nazi's sound brilliant #

                                          Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:43:33 UTC from web
                                          1. @critialcloudkicker Their plan was to flood the British economy with fake money to cause massive inflation and destroy the economy, making the war much easier for them. The fake bills were perfectly cut though, while the real ones were irregular, so the plan failed.

                                            Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:52:29 UTC from web
                                            1. @weedlordhitler Hah, cool plan

                                              Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:54:57 UTC from web
                                              1. @critialcloudkicker Sometimes the amazing German craftmanship backfires.

                                                Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 10:55:51 UTC from web