Replies to darkarchivist, page 17

Scribus darkarchivist

@darkarchivist She called me the love of her life, asked me to move in with her, suggested that there was *some reason* that I would need to become a confirmed Catholic, then declared that she needed some time and moved across the continent.

Crusader 8 darkarchivist

@darkarchivist lol hat's not a verb

Scribus darkarchivist

@darkarchivist Word. My ex-gf made me watch it.

Scribus darkarchivist

@darkarchivist http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideways

RDN's Lucifer darkarchivist

@darkarchivist Seriously man. Nothing good will come of posting whilst sleep deprivated.

RDN's Lucifer darkarchivist

@darkarchivist See, that explains it. Go and sleep. Come back once you're feeling better.

Scribus darkarchivist

@darkarchivist It was also a freakishly overrated movie.

RDN's Lucifer darkarchivist

@darkarchivist You don't need to insult yourself. You just need to take a shower and sleep a bit.

Scribus darkarchivist

@darkarchivist When you hit rock bottom, you can either go up or sideways. Or, I guess, *splat!*

That wierd guy next door darkarchivist

@darkarchivist I know. But I have to be healthy because I'm applying to the air force

That wierd guy next door darkarchivist

@darkarchivist You make me want to drinkl

Solidus Sans darkarchivist

@darkarchivist Um]

RDN's Lucifer darkarchivist

@darkarchivist not sure if ponies or phalluses.

Solidus Sans darkarchivist

@darkarchivist Man, are you drunk again?

that guy you hate darkarchivist

@darkarchivist Night

Scribus deadname , darkarchivist

@darkarchivist @widget Later daze, youse twos!

Scribus darkarchivist

@darkarchivist Oh God, he's reached critical-drunk-mass! D:

madington flavors darkarchivist

@darkarchivist maybe you can tell us

scoot darkarchivist

@darkarchivist are you saying march 17th 12:35pm I'm going to fall down some blue stairs? I don't...

scoot darkarchivist

@darkarchivist what about that date and time

scoot darkarchivist

@darkarchivist oh god please explain

scoot darkarchivist

@darkarchivist You are a living breathing sbahj comic and that makes me happy.

scoot darkarchivist

@darkarchivist Although I don't know if counts for you, but it means we are aware that we are people and not just mindless beings driven by instinct. I doubt that cleared that up for you at all.

scoot darkarchivist

@darkarchivist because we are self aware also we are smarter than dolphins.

Creamsicle Badlands darkarchivist

@darkarchivist dolphins are not smart, they just want to rape everything.

darkarchivist darkarchivist

@darkarchivist lol i rhymed

madington flavors darkarchivist

@darkarchivist you are a poet of the modern generation.

scoot darkarchivist

@darkarchivist 10/10

scoot darkarchivist

@darkarchivist ahhaha what are you even SAYING