Replies to darkarchivist, page 17

  1. @darkarchivist She called me the love of her life, asked me to move in with her, suggested that there was *some reason* that I would need to become a confirmed Catholic, then declared that she needed some time and moved across the continent.

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:11:39 UTC from web in context
  2. @darkarchivist lol hat's not a verb

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:09:47 UTC from web in context
  3. @darkarchivist Word. My ex-gf made me watch it.

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:06:53 UTC from web in context
  4. @darkarchivist http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideways

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:04:59 UTC from web in context
  5. @darkarchivist Seriously man. Nothing good will come of posting whilst sleep deprivated.

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:03:52 UTC from web in context
  6. @darkarchivist "Sideways." It was a movie. About two guys who go on a wine-tasting tour and aren't gay.

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:03:33 UTC from web in context
  7. @darkarchivist See, that explains it. Go and sleep. Come back once you're feeling better.

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:01:34 UTC from web in context
  8. @darkarchivist It was also a freakishly overrated movie.

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:01:10 UTC from web in context
  9. @darkarchivist You don't need to insult yourself. You just need to take a shower and sleep a bit.

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:00:14 UTC from web in context
  10. @darkarchivist When you hit rock bottom, you can either go up or sideways. Or, I guess, *splat!*

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:00:03 UTC from web in context
  11. @darkarchivist I know. But I have to be healthy because I'm applying to the air force

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 06:59:51 UTC from web in context
  12. @darkarchivist You make me want to drinkl

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 06:57:29 UTC from web in context
  13. @darkarchivist Um]

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 06:57:26 UTC from web in context
  14. @darkarchivist not sure if ponies or phalluses.

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 06:56:37 UTC from web in context
  15. @darkarchivist Man, are you drunk again?

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 06:55:34 UTC from web in context
  16. @darkarchivist Night

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 08:01:25 UTC from web in context
  17. @darkarchivist @widget Later daze, youse twos!

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 07:49:09 UTC from web in context
  18. @darkarchivist Oh God, he's reached critical-drunk-mass! D:

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 07:32:58 UTC from web in context
  19. @darkarchivist maybe you can tell us

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 07:28:49 UTC from web in context
  20. @darkarchivist are you saying march 17th 12:35pm I'm going to fall down some blue stairs? I don't...

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 07:06:23 UTC from web in context
  21. @darkarchivist what about that date and time

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 07:03:14 UTC from web in context
  22. @darkarchivist oh god please explain

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 07:01:35 UTC from web in context
  23. @darkarchivist You are a living breathing sbahj comic and that makes me happy.

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 06:56:59 UTC from web in context
  24. @darkarchivist Although I don't know if counts for you, but it means we are aware that we are people and not just mindless beings driven by instinct. I doubt that cleared that up for you at all.

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 06:54:55 UTC from web in context
  25. @darkarchivist because we are self aware also we are smarter than dolphins.

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 06:53:15 UTC from web in context
  26. @darkarchivist dolphins are not smart, they just want to rape everything.

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 06:51:52 UTC from web in context
  27. @darkarchivist lol i rhymed

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 06:42:40 UTC from web in context
  28. @darkarchivist you are a poet of the modern generation.

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 06:38:50 UTC from web in context
  29. @darkarchivist 10/10

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 06:37:59 UTC from web in context
  30. @darkarchivist ahhaha what are you even SAYING

    Friday, 22-Feb-13 06:00:05 UTC from web in context