Replies to darkarchivist, page 17
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@darkarchivist She called me the love of her life, asked me to move in with her, suggested that there was *some reason* that I would need to become a confirmed Catholic, then declared that she needed some time and moved across the continent.
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@darkarchivist lol hat's not a verb
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@darkarchivist Word. My ex-gf made me watch it.
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@darkarchivist Seriously man. Nothing good will come of posting whilst sleep deprivated.
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@darkarchivist "Sideways." It was a movie. About two guys who go on a wine-tasting tour and aren't gay.
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@darkarchivist See, that explains it. Go and sleep. Come back once you're feeling better.
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@darkarchivist It was also a freakishly overrated movie.
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@darkarchivist You don't need to insult yourself. You just need to take a shower and sleep a bit.
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@darkarchivist When you hit rock bottom, you can either go up or sideways. Or, I guess, *splat!*
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@darkarchivist I know. But I have to be healthy because I'm applying to the air force
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@darkarchivist You make me want to drinkl
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@darkarchivist Um]
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@darkarchivist not sure if ponies or phalluses.
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@darkarchivist Man, are you drunk again?
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@darkarchivist Night
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@darkarchivist @widget Later daze, youse twos!
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@darkarchivist Oh God, he's reached critical-drunk-mass! D:
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@darkarchivist maybe you can tell us
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@darkarchivist are you saying march 17th 12:35pm I'm going to fall down some blue stairs? I don't...
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@darkarchivist what about that date and time
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@darkarchivist oh god please explain
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@darkarchivist You are a living breathing sbahj comic and that makes me happy.
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@darkarchivist Although I don't know if counts for you, but it means we are aware that we are people and not just mindless beings driven by instinct. I doubt that cleared that up for you at all.
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@darkarchivist because we are self aware also we are smarter than dolphins.
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@darkarchivist dolphins are not smart, they just want to rape everything.
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@darkarchivist lol i rhymed
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@darkarchivist you are a poet of the modern generation.
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@darkarchivist 10/10
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@darkarchivist ahhaha what are you even SAYING