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i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate adobe after effects and every time i have to use it for a cartoon i want to find whatever sick, twisted bastard created this godforsaken torture software and smother him with a pillow.

Thursday, 30-Jan-20 07:21:48 UTC from web

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Wonder how long it took to make an episode of Aqua Teen. That show was like 70% stock animation from the first season, yeah? Gets me thinkin.

Wednesday, 29-Jan-20 06:21:02 UTC from web

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bob belcher is biqueer aceindifferent

Wednesday, 29-Jan-20 01:29:49 UTC from web

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Kobe wtf

Sunday, 26-Jan-20 20:09:32 UTC from web

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@mrmattimation Super tragic man, no way to go out.

Sunday, 26-Jan-20 22:53:44 UTC in context

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I voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016 and even I just want Hillary Clinton to go the kiwi away. If not for America, then for my sanity every time I open Twitter and somebody’s complaining about the thing she said last night.

Sunday, 26-Jan-20 20:05:19 UTC from web

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new comic http://rainbowdash.net/url/875431

Sunday, 26-Jan-20 08:16:48 UTC from web

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Oh hey Fritz the Cat is 47 years old today. Not sure if Swole Foods could even exist today without that movie.

Sunday, 26-Jan-20 01:26:59 UTC from web

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@mrmattimation You follow Bakshi, too? Just saw on Instagram lol

Sunday, 26-Jan-20 01:57:44 UTC in context

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@scribus More of his animation than the actual content of the films he made, but I did really like Fritz and what it tried to do for the industry as a whole.

Sunday, 26-Jan-20 02:06:46 UTC in context

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Eh, I guess “social satire with animals doing naughty things” is a concept that somebody else woulda done eventually anyway.

Sunday, 26-Jan-20 01:33:21 UTC from web

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Scribus

Disney+ has The Simpsons

The Simpsons has an episode with Michelangelo's David

Disney+ has wing-wong

Saturday, 25-Jan-20 05:08:44 UTC from web

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@scribus don’t forget Homer’s weird FrankerZ http://rainbowdash.net/url/875430

Sunday, 26-Jan-20 01:16:58 UTC in context

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Tonight on Go cherry Yourself, With Tucker Carlson, we discuss America's greatest enemy: you.

Saturday, 25-Jan-20 05:12:55 UTC from web

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Tonight, on Tucker Carlson Tonight: Do we even need you, the viewer? Recent polling suggests that you suck.

Saturday, 25-Jan-20 03:53:34 UTC from web

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I’ve been at work for less than an hour and I’ve had to write up two different employees, this blows

Thursday, 23-Jan-20 21:51:19 UTC from web

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Matt Scribus

@scribus One showed up to work fifteen minutes late yesterday and said “I’m sick and can’t work today” then left. The other one’s been walking around the parking lot asking customers for money, then lied to me when I asked him about it, then kept lying to me when I said I saw him do it.

Friday, 24-Jan-20 18:02:42 UTC in context

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@mrmattimation . . . Wow. First one, I kinda feel bad for, but that other? Yikes.

Friday, 24-Jan-20 18:54:18 UTC in context

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@scribus Well, if they *were* sick... Physically or mentally. I've called out sick from the parking lot because I felt like another 8 hours on the job would end up cut short (across the wrist).

Friday, 24-Jan-20 18:55:21 UTC in context

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This might sound completely disingenuous coming from, well, me, but I really don’t like being an asshole so being required to do it for my job is a huge bummer.

Thursday, 23-Jan-20 22:29:13 UTC from web

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Filed my taxes early for once this year. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875428

Thursday, 23-Jan-20 20:23:55 UTC from web

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Just shaved my balls so that girls aren’t as grossed out when I send them a picture of my balls

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 17:31:00 UTC from web

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hopefully I can launch Swole Foods in a post-post-Trump america so that when I start blasting my leftist propaganda in the form of comedy nobody will suspect a thing

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 17:28:41 UTC from web

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surrogate found out she wasn’t carrying a baby: it was a very large poop

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 07:51:42 UTC from web

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Pretty good argument for term limits in Congress: there’s a disturbing amount of Senators who can now say they were the jurors at two separate impeachment trials.

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 02:58:13 UTC from web

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@mrmattimation I do feel such a split over term limits. On the one hand, damn re-election, do your job! On the other, I'd hate to see the effects of the loss of the "elder statesperson." So, I usually feel like limits in certain, very key positions (DEFINITELY president!) are just about mandatory, but in others... I just don't know.

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 03:44:13 UTC in context

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Matt Scribus

@scribus I mean the “elder statespeople” are all working to cover up crimes committed by the White House so do we really need them

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 07:14:10 UTC in context

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@mrmattimation These ones? No. But, when it comes to having connections, the ephemeral "I know a guy" moments that get jammed gears turning again, it can still become a high price to pay. I don't have The Answers, but I like to try considering all angles and long-term outcomes. It's why I spend so many decisive moments paralyzed! :D . . . wait, that actually sucks...

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 17:57:56 UTC in context

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i am officially declaring Joe Biden the 2020 underdog on account of how far the media seems to be going to “overcorrect” polling after 2016. Trump has somewhere between an 80 and 100% chance of re-election, if the media is to be believed.

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 00:44:49 UTC from web

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@mrmattimation More people should play Blackjack with the family at Easter so they get a better intuition of odds vs outcomes

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 01:38:15 UTC in context

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the closest I can think of is endgame Civ where you have to bribe all of the city-states into voting for your world congress resolutions.

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 00:15:08 UTC from web

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Is there a strategy game out there that basically puts you in the shoes of a politician? Like you have to get support from factions and deal with oppositions and run a government and whatnot? That sounds like something I could play for years

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 00:09:28 UTC from web

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@mrmattimation https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/nes/579336-america-daitouryou-senkyo-united-state-presidential-race

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 00:12:21 UTC in context

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@mrmattimation But seriously? I don't know, but that does sound interesting.

Wednesday, 22-Jan-20 00:12:47 UTC in context

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Matt

maybe if I vote for trump he’ll come over to my house and step on my balls like I keep asking

Tuesday, 21-Jan-20 22:54:39 UTC from web

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Halo Reach is still fun

Monday, 20-Jan-20 05:58:52 UTC from web

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adiwan

Bought a rice cooker. Finally well-cooked rice. Just 20 bucks to solve my rice woes. I hate cooking rice in a regular pot because it is hard to get it right there.

Sunday, 19-Jan-20 18:06:06 UTC from web