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Today i was hungry at the bus station, so i bought 2 pastels (a fried fast food thing). An old (maybe homeless woman) came to me and said she was too hungry and asked if she could have one of them, so i gave her one of mine.
SUDDENLY, an old man ran to were i was saying "i saw that!, I saw you doing that!, you are the son of God!"
Then he started saying something about wanting to go to a rehab houseTuesday, 18-Mar-14 23:00:56 UTC from web-
@ryanjjjj AND THE MOVIE TOOOO
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@awesam15 *mind blown*
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@thelastgherkin i like where this is going
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i told a girl once i wanted to push her buttons. of course we were playing monopoly with that electric calculator banker, and she had it.... but whatever
Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 23:02:21 UTC from web -
@snowcone but then youd puncture my chances of making puns
Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 22:37:27 UTC from web-
@awesam15 i think ill also buy some gobstoppers. i find thier perfectly spearical shape interesting.
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@awesam15 Yo, the task is to make new puns, not repeat the same ones over and over. You blew it.
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@thelastgherkin im OUTTA JUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCEEEEEEEE
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im getting the handle on these knife jokes
Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 22:54:14 UTC from web -
i think mastertdi left
Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 22:50:38 UTC from web -
AVENGE ME http://pny.lv/0l50
Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 22:47:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU MASTER QUI GUON GIN
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i found a minecraft server yay
Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 22:33:21 UTC from web -
hey RDN distract me so the homework due date will stop yelling at me
Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 22:27:16 UTC from web -
Cawaforrrrnia.
Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 22:19:23 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin HE TOUCHED MY BREAST
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@rarity I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.
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Do you like me y/n
Sunday, 16-Mar-14 22:28:16 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation good jobwith that
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@mrmattimation I'm not gonna get mad. Getting mad at you for for not believing that I like you would kind of directly support your decision not to believe me in the firs tplace
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@ceruleanspark Then no, I wouldn't believe you. It's not because of you or anything you did, it's simply because I feel I've burned too many bridges and have managed to annoy/anger you and several others (particularly Scoot) a lot recently and generally have made myself INTO an unlikable person.
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My avatar is black and white 'cause apparently that's cool on Twitter.
Sunday, 16-Mar-14 21:34:48 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation baby it dont matter, whether you are black or white HEEEEE HEEEEEEE
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i would say expecting a girl to be purple is a way more unrealistic expectation that expecting gilrs to be that skinny
Sunday, 16-Mar-14 21:22:00 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
- Matt and Sam daphnes nohansen hyrule repeated this.
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@vt3c wtf fox...... im so glad canadian news programs dont focus on.... that. honestly made my day xD
Sunday, 16-Mar-14 21:32:43 UTC from web-
@snowcone what would we do without fox news?
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i broke my arm lol
Sunday, 16-Mar-14 21:28:36 UTC from web -
Thursday, 13-Mar-14 23:17:25 UTC from web -
anyone from the Czech Republic?
Thursday, 13-Mar-14 21:07:43 UTC from web -
Thursday, 13-Mar-14 20:34:29 UTC from web -
hello all
Thursday, 13-Mar-14 20:28:17 UTC from web -
I saw a morgan freeman quote that i liked. im not sure if its really him but i loved it anyway. his voice is more soothing than any other mothers. ill seriously tape him singing the alphabet, and have my kid listen to it every day.
Wednesday, 05-Mar-14 17:14:45 UTC from web -
@snowcone well, not on my facebook newsfeed, though
Wednesday, 05-Mar-14 17:09:43 UTC from web-
@mushi she also likes twitter cuz........... her favorite bird is also blue
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@theyurityphoon whuehuehue br
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ima but boopin baby gurl
Wednesday, 05-Mar-14 17:08:55 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 05-Mar-14 00:49:28 UTC from web
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"If you're a concerned group of parents, the Grand Theft Auto series gives you all of the ammo you'll ever need. This is a game where the player will carjack somebody and then run over 15 or 20 innocent victims on the way to a level where they'll murder 30 cops. There's cursing, drug use, prostitution, torture, crude stereotypes -- the games really do cover all of the bases. So of course some of the loudest complaints are about how they encourage reckless driving habits."
Tuesday, 04-Mar-14 02:31:42 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@mrmattimation if that's the case....then lock me up for speeding one mile over the limit
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I HATE WINTER!!!!!!
Monday, 03-Mar-14 22:31:09 UTC from web-
@lordsombrasetabominae87 punch the winter
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@mushi it might freeze my hand soild
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hello all
Saturday, 01-Mar-14 21:22:29 UTC from web -
hello all
Friday, 28-Feb-14 19:09:19 UTC from web -
Thursday, 27-Feb-14 17:28:00 UTC from web -
INVASION!
Thursday, 27-Feb-14 14:18:09 UTC from web -
evening all
Thursday, 27-Feb-14 05:25:06 UTC from web -
time for a nap
Wednesday, 26-Feb-14 17:49:25 UTC from web-
@lordsombrasetabominae87 bye bye
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