Ivy (ivy)

  1. @mushi http://rainbowdash.net/url/846761

    Friday, 10-Jun-16 02:47:48 UTC from web in context
  2. @ivy what do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator

    Friday, 10-Jun-16 02:17:19 UTC from web in context
  3. Venison for dinner? Oh deer! I tried to catch fog but I mist. Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around. I tried to make an agriculture joke but it was too corny. Acupuncture therapists get on my nerves. Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak. I make jokes so someone can talk to me because I am extremely lonely. Velco: What a ripoff! I also hate paper, its tear-able. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. When chemists die, they barium.

    Friday, 10-Jun-16 02:15:49 UTC from web in context
  4. @awl I will be back later with more ^w^

    Friday, 10-Jun-16 01:49:50 UTC from web in context
  5. Why do ghosts ride the elevator? To raise their spirits. Where do football players go to get their new uniform? New Jersey. How did Rome get split in two? With a pair of "Ceasers". I have sum math jokes. What do you call a dinosaur that flies? A dinoSOAR. When is a door not a door? When its ajar. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

    Friday, 10-Jun-16 01:45:14 UTC from web in context
  6. You can't stop me you can only hope to contain me owo

    Friday, 10-Jun-16 01:36:29 UTC from web
  7. @zennx Thanks so much <3

    Friday, 03-Jun-16 01:11:31 UTC from web in context
  8. @aleister Awwh, thankies <3

    Friday, 03-Jun-16 01:10:49 UTC from web in context
  9. why can't I find any people to talk to on skype ;n;

    Monday, 30-May-16 03:43:17 UTC from web
  10. Hiya C: I am new around here

    Sunday, 29-May-16 10:24:34 UTC from web
  11. New website, so uh. . . hai C:

    Sunday, 29-May-16 10:07:34 UTC from web in context


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