Ivy (ivy)
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Venison for dinner? Oh deer! I tried to catch fog but I mist. Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around. I tried to make an agriculture joke but it was too corny. Acupuncture therapists get on my nerves. Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak. I make jokes so someone can talk to me because I am extremely lonely. Velco: What a ripoff! I also hate paper, its tear-able. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. When chemists die, they barium.
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Why do ghosts ride the elevator? To raise their spirits. Where do football players go to get their new uniform? New Jersey. How did Rome get split in two? With a pair of "Ceasers". I have sum math jokes. What do you call a dinosaur that flies? A dinoSOAR. When is a door not a door? When its ajar. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
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You can't stop me you can only hope to contain me owo
Friday, 10-Jun-16 01:36:29 UTC from web -
why can't I find any people to talk to on skype ;n;
Monday, 30-May-16 03:43:17 UTC from web -
Hiya C: I am new around here
Sunday, 29-May-16 10:24:34 UTC from web -
New website, so uh. . . hai C:
