Ivy (ivy)'s status on Friday, 10-Jun-16 01:45:14 UTC

  1. Why do ghosts ride the elevator? To raise their spirits. Where do football players go to get their new uniform? New Jersey. How did Rome get split in two? With a pair of "Ceasers". I have sum math jokes. What do you call a dinosaur that flies? A dinoSOAR. When is a door not a door? When its ajar. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

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