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  1. ugh the concept of an acid attack is so grapeing horrifying

    about 4 days ago from web
  2. I can only play Symmetra effectively on one map. However, this puts me in the top percentile of Symmetra players.

    about 4 days ago from web
    • !Streaming bad overwatch play if anyone on earth cares

      about 5 days ago from web
      • I had a dream last night that me and the front end manager were transferred to a Food Lion. That was literally the entire dream.

        about 5 days ago from web
      • freaking kanji http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/860499

        about 5 days ago from web
        • apparently people like D&D here and i need to keep a log of what happens to my character in my Saturday game so that's a thing that's gonna happen i guess

          about 5 days ago from web
        • The original moon landing happened on my dad's birthday and ever since then he's been impossible to shop for.

          about 5 days ago from web
          • Just to update you all, yes, I am still an unemployed deadbeat jerk who wants to die every day.

            about 5 days ago from web
            • Who is your favorite [email protected]?

              about 23 days ago from web
            • just got back from an eight-hour DnD session. Our campaign almost ended in tragedy but I saved my entire party by offering to give an orc a blowjob.

              about 5 days ago from web
            • If anybody had an inclination to raise hell on a !Minecraft server more or less at random, I'm goofing off with one at >> 108.170.17.74:38267 / unheardtoils.mcph.co << As long as I don't get sued or injured, I probably don't care what happens; I'm just figuring out the plugins and backend right now. !vgp # # #

              about 5 days ago from web
              • Mister Peanutbutthole

                about 5 days ago from web
                • >Solidity/EVM is by far the worst programming environment I have ever encountered. It would be impossible to write even toy programs correctly in this language, yet it is literally called "Solidity" and used to program a financial system that manages hundreds of millions of dollars.

                  https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14691212

                  about 5 days ago from shitposter.club
                • Sometimes I hope bad things happen so that I get to break the "in case of emergency" glass. #

                  about 5 days ago from web
                  • The Flintstones issue 5 features the dialogue "We participated in a genocide, Barney."

                    about 6 days ago from web
                  • I find it hard to believe that David Miscavige is as bad as They Say if he's only 5'1" and nobody's whupped his ass yet.

                    about 6 days ago from web
                    • /crotchety

                      about 6 days ago from web
                      • But seriously. Too goddamn many people.

                        about 6 days ago from web
                        • ...he says, while opposing Richie Rich starve the poor and bomb the foreign policies...

                          about 6 days ago from web
                          • Long story short, we really could stand to thin the ranks of the human race. Off-worlding, plague, birth control, I don't mangoing care how.

                            about 6 days ago from web
                            • I wonder if we can get one to watch where people are walking in the halls. I'm head and shoulders taller than the cubicle and I cannot believe how many people almost walk right into my chest on a daily basis. I hope to God they don't drive like this (even though I know they kiwiing do, everyone is an ass hat behind the wheel)

                              about 6 days ago from web
                              • They had to send out a mass email on bathroom etiquette at work recently. What is this, Potato Knishesing primary school? Day-care, ffs?

                                about 6 days ago from web
                                • Make up the ingredient & reply  https://papayaposter.club/attachment/881244

                                  about 6 days ago from shitposter.club
                                • Use the word 'officiate' in a sentence.

                                  about 16 days ago from web
                                • NORTH KOREAN FIRING SQUAD DOES EXECUTIONS IN SCHOOL YARDS!!! . . . (report says)

                                  about 6 days ago from web
                                  • It loses something without the animation.

                                    about 6 days ago from web
                                    • um http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/860442

                                      about 6 days ago from web
                                      • Oh joy, my aspirin is glooooten freeee!

                                        about 6 days ago from web
                                        • I wonder if a minivan would be worth trying a camper conversion on.

                                          about 6 days ago from web