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  1. I will say that the sloth scenes were bad and Clawhauser is overrated

    about a day ago from web
  2. I bet if I bought a Lotto ticket, I'd get an infected papercut from it.

    about 2 days ago from web
    • So my truck broke down. Got home and it was hissing and pouring steam out from under the hood. Took the garden hose, cooled it down, popped it open. It was night, so I took out my phone to use the flashlight and have a look at what's wrong. Dropped the phone, shattered the screen. "Screw it." I'm home, I have a bike, I take the train to work, whatever. So I took my bike to Target to buy a new phone today, and someone steals the bike seat while I'm in the store.

      about 2 days ago from web
    • In my group's next D&D campaign I'll own a tavern. I'll name it "The Drunk Unicorn".

      about 4 days ago from web
    • Good lord, what is going on in there?

      about 5 days ago from web
    • . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/864004

      about 6 days ago from web
    • anybody who defends the abuse of a child should most certainly kill themselves

      about 9 days ago from web
    • http://pny.lv/2cj6o GAZE INTO THE IRIS

      about 9 days ago from web
      • (to straight couple) Which of you is the Baman and which is the Piderman

        about 9 days ago from web
      • !vgp So the Xbone X so totally helps load times on a stupidly high level.

        about 11 days ago from MuSTArDroid
        • I have learned that if you have a mustache and wear a green sweater to work people will call you Ned Flanders

          about 12 days ago from web
        • would u smash tikal the echidna y/n

          about 12 days ago from web
        • @scribus yo, i'm going through and handing out rewards for the patreon and it looks like i owe you three Patreon sketches, lemme know what you want

          about a month ago from web
        • What do you know, another Monday and I'm still single and hate my job, find no lasting pleasure in pretty much anything, can't get along with people, and basically should probably be dead. Let me go whine to people who long ago got sick of my apple, because it's the only thing I have left that isn't suicide in some form or another!

          about 20 days ago from web
        • How many times will I ask myself "Why" / How many times will I cry? / How many times will I drink a Whitesican? / How many times will I black the eff out!?

          about 17 days ago from web
          • The neat thing about naming my Rimworld colonists after RDN members is I can finally live out my fantasy of murdering @tiff and wearing his skin

            about 17 days ago from web
          • Cute pet names to call your partner:
            -hamdog

            about 19 days ago from web
          • Is email notification working here?

            about 18 days ago from web
          • Game concept: Pokémon Champion Simulator. It's a tower defence style strategy game where you play as the champion of the Pokémon League, and have to plot out the Elite Four's monsters and items in advance to stop as many would-be champions.

            about 21 days ago from web
          • It totally sucks that a MLP forum that I frequently visit is down because a hacking group was bored

            about 23 days ago from web
          • So far she says “like a Stephen King novel but good!” Which... yeah OK

            about 21 days ago from web
          • http://pny.lv/2a6pw HE'S BACK

            about 23 days ago from web
          • They call it footage because they're literally talking about the length of film you used up.

            about a month ago from web
            • http://pny.lv/29z8b

              about a month ago from web
              • Things I've been forbidden to do in the past 30 minutes: Commit suicide in or out of the house, sleep rough outside an anime convention

                about a month ago from web
                • All aboard the hubris train: http://pny.lv/29q5p

                  about a month ago from web
                  • Though that second one could be the plot of SAYER.

                    about a month ago from web
                    • Where have all the real crazies like Gene Ray and Francis E Dec gone? I miss when conspiracies were about hiding the true nature of the diurnal cycle or jewish moon computers that control humans by remote implants.

                      about a month ago from web
                    • It's always weird to me when somebody draws porn and as set dressing includes framed images of previous porn they've drawn as if anyone would hang that up in their home

                      about a month ago from web
                    • RDN: Racist against robots.

                      about a month ago from web