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  1. so what's funny about the ugandan knuckles meme thing?

    Sunday, 07-Jan-18 23:37:39 UTC from web
  2. Can someone please let these customers know that I am not in control of the freak snowstorm that just hit the east coast and I cannot magically get our chicken supplier to stop being 7 feet under ice

    Monday, 08-Jan-18 00:06:39 UTC from web
    • Dude this Buffalo Mac & Cheese I bought from my deli is the worst grape i’ve ever tasted

      Sunday, 07-Jan-18 22:18:10 UTC from web
      • The Carmax salesperson who sold me my car shops at my store pretty often, I should lead him aimlessly through the parking lot sometime, see how HE likes it

        Sunday, 07-Jan-18 22:09:47 UTC from web
        • Regardless of whether or not you agree with his policies, every patriotic American, Democrat, Republican, alt-right, Antifa, or otherwise should HATE Trump, simply because his dumbass rhetoric and childish behavior, whether or not it’s a “troll”, is making a mockery of the United States of America.

          Sunday, 07-Jan-18 18:40:42 UTC from web
        • Idea for a new fad diet: The Oval Office Diet, where you only eat Big Macs and you drink twelve Diet Cokes a day.

          Sunday, 07-Jan-18 18:38:01 UTC from web
          • Homer Jay Trump

            Sunday, 07-Jan-18 17:39:31 UTC from web
            • THIS MCDONALD’S IS SO FUTURISTIC

              Sunday, 07-Jan-18 04:21:31 UTC from web
              • My favorite pastime is tweeting about how much I hate my local McDonald’s, their corporate Twitter account almost ALWAYS responds

                Saturday, 06-Jan-18 18:18:39 UTC from web
              • I’m hoping that eventually they’ll cut me a check and tell me to shut the mango up about how they have mold in their drink machines

                Saturday, 06-Jan-18 18:21:33 UTC from web
                • !vgp !Rainbow_Dash Made an Assassin Dash emblem for BF1 http://emblemsbf.com/emblem-89535.html

                  Saturday, 06-Jan-18 08:36:31 UTC from web
                  • can i get a virtual show of hands, of the people who still support the current administration, who supports trump more and who supports bannon more

                    Saturday, 06-Jan-18 02:21:10 UTC from web
                    • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/867614

                      Saturday, 06-Jan-18 02:20:23 UTC from web
                    • I am so batcaveing tired of doing a manager’s job on a clerk’s payroll

                      Saturday, 06-Jan-18 01:11:27 UTC from web
                      • I have never, EVER used a smartphone with autocorrect quite as bad as the iPhone 8. What the hell HAPPENED?

                        Friday, 05-Jan-18 00:01:08 UTC from web
                        • No offense but if you suck dick the same way you eat corn on the cob I don’t want your mouth anywhere near me.

                          Friday, 05-Jan-18 00:00:13 UTC from web
                          • Slob on my cob

                            Thursday, 04-Jan-18 23:53:44 UTC from web
                            • ...well, the line they quoted was intentionally funny, at least!

                              Thursday, 04-Jan-18 20:00:49 UTC from web
                              • Haha, whoops, something I wrote several months ago just ended up on the fanfiction.txt twitter account

                                Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:57:53 UTC from web
                                • there's a new Steven tonight i guess

                                  Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:00:57 UTC from web
                                  • http://rainbowdash.net/url/867490

                                    Thursday, 04-Jan-18 17:47:47 UTC from web
                                  • Next season, the South Park kids, still being in the fourth grade, will be at a point where it would have been literally impossible for them to have known Mr. Garrison as their teacher before he became President. Thanks, Comic Book Time.

                                    Thursday, 04-Jan-18 16:36:04 UTC from web
                                    • anyone defending Trump in 2018?

                                      Wednesday, 03-Jan-18 23:36:59 UTC from web
                                    • pretty close to the end now... the cartoon is now at a state where it can be fully watched start to finish. http://rainbowdash.net/url/867465

                                      Wednesday, 03-Jan-18 22:18:09 UTC from web
                                    • Everyone’s talking about preemptive nuclear strikes, but nobody ever considers preemptive SWATTing

                                      Wednesday, 03-Jan-18 17:48:03 UTC from web
                                      • today I bought 11 CDs and my debit card declined

                                        Tuesday, 02-Jan-18 22:53:06 UTC from web
                                      • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/867386

                                        Tuesday, 02-Jan-18 15:03:50 UTC from web
                                        • Not unlike the seven hundred BuzzFeed articles that are like “Donald Trump has been president for an entire year, here’s how Bernie Sanders can still win the election in 2016”

                                          Tuesday, 02-Jan-18 00:27:03 UTC from web
                                          • There are like twenty threads on Stormfront right now that are like “Doug Jones gets seated in 2 days, here’s how Roy Moore can still win the election”

                                            Tuesday, 02-Jan-18 00:23:21 UTC from web
                                            • Kids born in 2000 can be legally FrankerZed now, how bananaed up is that #

                                              Monday, 01-Jan-18 19:45:55 UTC from web