Notices by No Name (nooneelsewhere), page 23
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@cajunbrony23 look what i sent you through skype
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@abigpony lol
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A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “It’s a `thank you present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” “Tell us!” “Well”, he starts, “yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when I had let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed, smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire! One of his friends remarks: You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle.” “Yeah”, another friend adds, “just imagine how silly you would have looked in a girl’s clothes – and they wouldn’t have fit you anyway!”
Friday, 29-Jun-12 05:04:15 UTC from web -
@abigpony neither am i
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Friday, 29-Jun-12 05:02:08 UTC from web -
best bike jokes ever
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@derpyshy While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard. “Sand,” said the cyclist. “Get them off – we ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. “Say friend, you sure had us crazy”, said the guard. “We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won’t say a word – but what is it you were smu ggling?” “Bicycles!”
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@derpyshy I forgot how it went so i looked it up on the computer site he showed me ill paste the joke.
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@derpyshy Ok here is another one my brother told me
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@lyrica yeah I never drank rum I only had NA Pina Colada.lol drinking will ruin me cause I wont ever have enough money to gamble with
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@mrdragon ok i wont
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I havent typed in a while
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:52:26 UTC from web -
uh oh i have to keep spamming in order to win
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@crusader8 wanna talk about elton john
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@crusader8 Yup
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@rainbowdashepicness Ha you said G2
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cant wait until FOOTBALL SEASON http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4qM6K_IBfU
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:42:16 UTC from web -
@crusader8 he does the best Disney songs
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@crusader8 Elton John
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@renovatedkitchen I do,so a egg decides to miss behave and so the chicken turns around and says for the egg to stop.then the egg miss behaved again the chicken then turns around and says hey i am no yolking around.
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@crusader8 cool listening to Circle of life
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@lyokotravels well im trying to stay in first for most post I have no idea what everypony else is doing
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@rainbowdashepicness lol poor buba
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@crusader8 so whats new
