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Anyone got any good lame jokes?
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:35:59 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen I do,so a egg decides to miss behave and so the chicken turns around and says for the egg to stop.then the egg miss behaved again the chicken then turns around and says hey i am no yolking around.
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:38:19 UTC from web-
@luckyjack lolololol. I love these kinds of jokes. Thank you
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:38:59 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen Welcome
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:40:25 UTC from web
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@renovatedkitchen The Swedish, the Norwegian and the Danish were having a contest to see who was the lazyest. The swedish slept for 8 hours, and the Danish slept for 12 hours. When then they asked why the Norwegian didn't sleep, he said "I'm too tired".
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@derpyshy lolol. Thank you Sindre :). Are Norwegians lazy?
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:44:17 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen dunno. We have alot of those jokes, where the Norwegian is smart, the Danish is normal, and the Swedish is stupid. In Sweden they have the opposite x3
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@derpyshy So A Russian, American, and Pollock are driving through the desert when their car breaks down
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:48:22 UTC from web-
@nlghtmaremoon the American does something good, the Russian does simething less good, and the Pollock is being stupid
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@derpyshy Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot. The Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take. He said, "the water in case I get thirsty." They said that's cool. The American and Pollock ask the Russian what he is going to take. He said, "the food in case I get hungry." They said that's cool. The American and the Russian ask the Pollock what he is going to take. He said, "the car door in case I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window."
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:51:50 UTC from web-
@nlghtmaremoon that is EXACTLY the same as one SE/DK/NO-joke XD
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Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:54:46 UTC from web
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@derpyshy I forgot how it went so i looked it up on the computer site he showed me ill paste the joke.
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:59:22 UTC from web -
@derpyshy While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard. “Sand,” said the cyclist. “Get them off – we ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. “Say friend, you sure had us crazy”, said the guard. “We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won’t say a word – but what is it you were smu ggling?” “Bicycles!”
Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:59:40 UTC from web-
@luckyjack I actually had a giggle
Friday, 29-Jun-12 05:00:33 UTC from web -
Friday, 29-Jun-12 05:01:11 UTC from web
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@luckyjack We have that one here too :3
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@derpyshy Lol. Europeans are so silly :P
Friday, 29-Jun-12 05:24:45 UTC from web-
@renovatedkitchen I know x3 Silly filly... how are you, by the way?
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@derpyshy Im good thanks. Was at work today and we actually worked! Was so hot, humid and smelt like jet exhaust. Just like any normal summer day :p
Friday, 29-Jun-12 05:31:00 UTC from web-
@renovatedkitchen Yay! :3
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