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Am I even a comedian anymore? Everything I write is really depressing now.
Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 19:55:49 UTC from web -
It’s another one of those stare-at-the-ceiling-because-you’re-too-sad-to-sleep nights
Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 07:25:21 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That's why I sleep in a blindfold; I only have to stare into the void that way.
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...and also, the store closes in fifteen minutes, how many cashiers do you want me to have??
Monday, 21-Oct-19 02:49:42 UTC from web -
Just had a customer complain to me about how I was being “cheap” by replacing two of my cashiers with automated self serve machines. First of all, I’M being cheap? Second of all, we have the same amount of cashiers we always did. You just saw the extra self scans and assumed I deleted two real people to compensate.
Monday, 21-Oct-19 02:45:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation did you just assumed that someone else assumed ? [ Inception_Bwong.mp3 ]
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You are not a doctor at Johns Hopkins, ma’am
Sunday, 20-Oct-19 22:12:05 UTC from web -
This customer smells terrible
Sunday, 20-Oct-19 22:08:59 UTC from web -
Trying to figure out if Cesar Milan can exist in Swole Foods
Sunday, 20-Oct-19 05:40:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'd say that that wholly depends on whether there is a dog section in that supermarket.
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Really loving the sass this editor gave another editor on the GTA wiki http://rainbowdash.net/url/875272
Saturday, 19-Oct-19 06:55:27 UTC from web -
I think it’s really, really, really, really funny that Tulsi Gabbard felt the need to defend herself before Hillary Clinton specifically named her. She was really vague about it. Could have been anyone. Tulsi assumed it was her.
Saturday, 19-Oct-19 00:52:16 UTC from web -
It’s a two-double-quarter-pounders-for-dinner kinda night
Friday, 18-Oct-19 04:11:19 UTC from web -
Tulsi Gabbard: The DNC is treating me unfairly. Everyone likes Elizabeth Warren, nobody likes me. :(
Democrats: Yo mango this Elizabeth Warren chickThursday, 17-Oct-19 04:18:50 UTC from web -
is this site dead?
Thursday, 17-Oct-19 02:12:02 UTC from web-
@westrail642fan only if you’re an mlp fan
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@westrail642fan Not so fortunate
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Just got an iiiiiinteresting email. This Swole Foods short might come in handy.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-19 19:02:18 UTC from web -
Tulsi Gabbard looks and acts like wants to speak to my manager.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-19 02:20:02 UTC from web -
House Democrats are AMA, AMA Donald Trump
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 23:25:57 UTC from web -
Ah batcave the House Democrats actually AMA’d
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 23:24:16 UTC from web -
Just helped a customer who looked like Rudy Giuliani send 30,000 rupees to Pakistan, ama House Democrats
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 21:14:21 UTC from web -
that's like over a third of my life huh
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 18:23:13 UTC from web-
@tiff My only older social media account is MySpace, and that's inactive as hell lol. No, wait, does LiveJournal count? Man... I should tidy up my e-papertrail.
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@scribus Moon Moon is a Wolf ? I thought it was a Dog ?
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@drinkingpony I ... think both might get used? I seem to recall the genesis being one of those birth-month "What is your Werewolf name?" memes, so I guess I always just kind of lean "Wolf."
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i've been here for 8 years huh
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 18:22:29 UTC from web -
I do believe this kid just yelled "I hate you, go home, you idiot!" at his mom. Probably for the best I'm not a mandated reported anymore; I'd be calling on half my apartment complex!
Tuesday, 15-Oct-19 01:40:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation He definitely screamed "GET ME A KNIFE" a couple times, then either "I'll kill myself" or "I'll kill (someone) myself."
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@mrmattimation I hope it's the origin of me making friends with all the cats I'm feeding.
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