Silly Old Gherkin, Lord o' Ghosts! (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 20-Aug-12 09:05:58 UTC
People who post here with like "hello" or something and then moping when they get no response are clearly fundamentally misunderstanding the entire purpose of microblogging. No-one cares about "hello". Post a witty observation! Tell a story! Share a cute picture! Post a rant about how other people are doing it wrong!