Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-12 22:06:39 UTC

  1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    Unbelievable! Fired for sleeping on the job. What's next? You can't breathe on the job either? What do they think I am, a robot? Do I look like a robot? Am I made of metal? Do I make robot noises and blink my robot lights? Do I eat nuts and bolts for breakfast? No. I eat a breakfast burrito every day. Name one robot that eats a breakfast burrito every day. You can't! And do you know why you can't? BECAUSE ROBOTS DON'T HAVE SOULS. Now, can someone pleeeaaaase tell me what I was talking about?

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