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  1. @thelastgherkin 1. The only elf I ever liked was the one who stood still while I swung my axe at him 2. My dwarven father taught me two things on his deathbed: be wary of gold that glitters in the dark, and never trust the word of an elf. 3. Q: when is the only time a dragon has a butthole? A: when an elf is riding it. (These are dwarf insults for elves in the warhammer world; not intended for the humble and industrious house-elves of harry's world.)

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