Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-13 03:43:09 UTC
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@bowandlyre ever heard of the man who waited for god? He was sitting on top of his house during a huge flood (modern times), waiting for god to save him. And he prayed, and a boat came by to pick him up. He declined, saying god would save him. Another boat came by, he continued to pray for god to save him. Not much roof left, a helicopter comes down and they offer to pick him up. He stands by his faith in god's power to save him. He eventually drowns and meets god up in heaven. He asks god, "why didn't you save me?" God replies, "I tried to, I sent two boats and a helicopter your way!"
