Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-13 22:36:33 UTC

  1. @pegasusjones The last time I was really bored I took on a contract from the Bambino family. I had no choice so I told myself, I was both bored and broke. So they gave me a bomb and I had to attach it to the prize lobster of the prince of Agrahagrabia, who was going to eat the WHOLE THING the next blue moon. They even gave me a gun with a silencer and a strange oval looking capsule labeled VIAVIAGRAGRA... Then as I was going on with the plan as planned I found myself killed by a toilet right before the big boom... then I woke up and proceeded to pee right down the hole of what killed me in my dream... I think it went like that at least...

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