orungano (tiff)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 23:43:13 UTC
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@snowcone It was a Wednesday. The smell of ripe nerd sweat filled the air. A mass of discarded calculator cadavers littered the floor after the not-to-be-mentioned-again incident. Standing at the podium was a boy. Short, lean, and with a pair of spectacles on his face and underwear clinging around his forehead. That boy was holding up a snowcone to the microphone. Drips of sweat or snow or God knows what fell from the icy treat, to the cone it rested on to the ground below. "We need an answer," the judge said. The snowcone inhaled. "Red no ecchi." The crowd paused, and then cheered. The judges applauded; the aforementioned of the three revealed a chocolate amulet - as dignifying as it was delicious - and he stuck it right in the snowcone's face. Right in there. Deep.
