orungano (tiff)'s status on Thursday, 13-Feb-14 15:53:44 UTC

  1. orungano orungano

    "wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
    "if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
    then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming" hahaha

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