Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Apr-14 10:15:05 UTC

Gherkin ☑️

Since this is the last time I'm going to see you alive, there's a few things I need to tell you. Remember that time someone ate all your Hallowe'en candy, and I said it must've been aliens? It was me. And remember that time someone ordered all those pay-per-view movies, and I said it was aliens? That was me too. And remember that time you were abducted by aliens, and I insisted it was me? I lied. It was aliens.