Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Aug-14 22:25:40 UTC

Matt

"CHARLIE SHEEN, CHARLIE SHEEN, WHAT'S YOUR REASONING FOR EATING THIS CEREAL???"
"...what?"
"HEY. HEY CHARLIE. ARE YOU... *SNICKER* WINNING?"
"...excuse me?"
"THAT CEREAL WASN'T MADE IN AN ECO-FRIENDLY FACTORY."
"I don't care."
"YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS! CHARLIE SHEEN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT AND PROBABLY GRINDS HIS COCAINE WITH THE CLAWS OF PUPPIES. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK ON TEE-EM-ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."