Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Sep-14 14:04:40 UTC
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(Me selling bedding to a couple of customers.)
Me: OK, that’ll be £85 please!
Husband: (taken aback) How much?!
Wife: You chose it, so that’s what you’re having.
Me: You made your bed, now you’ve gotta lie in it!