Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Sep-14 14:06:34 UTC
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(Later: me selling pillows to another customer)
Me: Hello, how are you today?
Customer: Fine, until you tell me how much this’ll cost me.
Me: Well since you’re buying two pillows, you save £12… if that helps you sleep at night.