Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 00:46:16 UTC

  1. @mushi Florida is lower than Missouri. People in Missouri look at Florida and go "Yo, officer, stop shooting me for a sec, isn't Florida that state where the dude literally started eating his friend's face because he was so high?" And then the cop thinks about it. THAT'S why the Ferguson riots ended. Because they all agreed that Florida was terrible.

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