Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:13:39 UTC

Matt

To whom it may concern at South Park Studios:

Hello! My name is Elder Connor, and I work with the Ashburn Church of the Latter-Day Saints. I went to see your recent play, The Book of Mormon, under the assumption that it would be an educational tale about our fine religion. While I believe it may have been in your best intentions to write a play like this, I do notice a few oddities.

In one scene, a character proclaims, "murdock you god in the ass, mouth, and murdock". Why did he say this? Why did he not say "I love you god with all my heart"? I am beginning to suspect you are not ambivalent to our cause, and this saddens me deeply.