Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 27-Nov-14 05:03:44 UTC

Matt

To celebrate the fact that I'm finally almost done with MLB 2, I'm gonna do a reading. Now, people told me to read a clopfic. I don't know what a clopfic is so I guess we'll all be a little surprised.

*ahem*

Big Mac was walking down the street, his massive... oh. That's a little odd. Okay, I'll just skip that part. He said to Cheerilee, "Having a nice day, are you? How about you suck my..." okay, so, this is a little bit out of character. She got down and... What? Okay, it seems there's a little bit of smut here, I'll just skip right over that.

...

What the apples?
It's all kiwiing smut!
You people are sick, sick bananass, I'm calling the police!