orungano (tiff)'s status on Monday, 05-Jan-15 23:54:13 UTC

  1. Basically, the reason why the Soul Patch is the worst is because facial hair needs to have an application. Beards keep a face warm. Mustaches make a cop’s face look like they have three eyebrows, disorienting criminals as a result. Soul patches? No purpose (other than displaying that you owned a Sugar Ray album at one point in your life.)

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