Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Sunday, 18-Jan-15 17:27:32 UTC
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TIL that Carl Sagan, a professor at Danksas State Memeversity, went on a "neckbeard" diet which mainly consisted of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and weed to demonstrate that dankness is what matters most in euphoria, not the God's phony blessings. He lost 420 pounds in only 69 months.
