Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 16-Mar-15 08:24:07 UTC
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So, Beauty and the Beast. At the start of the film, an Enchantress disguised as an old beggar woman turns the Prince into the Beast. These aren't spoilers because it's the first five minutes. The Prince says, "You're a hideous, haggard old woman, so you can't come into my castle because you might do something horrible to me." Then the Enchantress says, "Aha! I'll teach you not to judge by appearances by turning you into a Beast!" The Prince is like, "I said you'd do horrible things to me, and I was right! My judging be appearances was not incorrect!" Then the Enchantress was like "shut up." Then the Prince was like, "What's the moral here? Invite strangers into your house or they'll destroy your life?"
