Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-15 22:36:59 UTC

  1. I sexually Identify as a Greeting from Daisy. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of greeting disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a salutation is Impossible and I'm bananaing stupid but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Daisy's lips, greeting cards and Mario Kart Double Dash discs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Hi I'm Daisy" and respect my right to greet from above and greet needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a salutaphobe and need to check your welcoming privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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