Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 13-Apr-15 05:49:25 UTC

  1. I dreamed that I was in JK Rowling's modest terraced house, and she was giving me envelopes of unreleased Harry Potter short stories. The catch was you had to solve some puzzles to be able to leave the house; the first puzzle was a series of false doors and false porches before you could even get out of the house. The final puzzle was feeding a weird cyclops sphere creature so he could be fat enough to serve as a paving slab; he ate stone tablets of Chinese proverbs, but he would only eat them in the order of how many syllables they had. Once you finished that, Dumbledore appeared and threw you a chocolate bar. If you didn't catch it, you had to stay there forever.

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