Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 28-May-15 13:07:04 UTC

  1. The oddest part of my dream had to be the part where my family and I were boarding a cruise ship - and then suddenly I was Homer Simpson, and the evil captain of the ship was using its inbuilt time machine to erase the other Simpsons from time. Homer (me) flipped out and starting punching the heads off of henchmen (also dressed as Homer). I found refuge in a stateroom where I found some weird twink Bart half-dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog.

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