Haru (haru)'s status on Friday, 29-May-15 09:48:23 UTC
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@polarbear
In the search for the Crocogator-guarded Papper clips, The Protagonist surprises even himself with his Basketweaving and skill as a Plumber.
During his travels, The Protagonist rescues a Cuccumber, an heirloom belonging to His Nameless Partner. But when His Nameless Partner refuses to try Parkour, their friendship is over.
However, His Nameless Partner is wounded at the Battle of Gettysburg and the two reconcile just before The Protagonist engages in some serious Parkour.
The Protagonist accepts one of the three broken Papper clips and returns home to his Igloo a very wealthy Phallus Monster.
