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  1. Haru Haru

    The Protagonist , the Phallus Monster
    A Fantasy Novel
    by Polarbear
    In an Igloo there lived a white, aromatic Phallus Monster named The Protagonist . Not a gay fat, autistic Igloo, filled with Cocks and a black smell, nor yet an irritated, elegant, comical Igloo with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Phallus Monster-Igloo, and that means Arousal.

    One day, after a troubling visit from the Crocogator His Nameless Partner , The Protagonist leaves his Igloo and sets out in search of three broken Papper clips. A quest undertaken in the company of Elephants, Crime-fighting Kangaroos and terrible apples.

    Friday, 29-May-15 09:48:18 UTC from web
    1. Haru Haru

      @polarbear
      In the search for the Crocogator-guarded Papper clips, The Protagonist surprises even himself with his Basketweaving and skill as a Plumber.

      During his travels, The Protagonist rescues a Cuccumber, an heirloom belonging to His Nameless Partner. But when His Nameless Partner refuses to try Parkour, their friendship is over.

      However, His Nameless Partner is wounded at the Battle of Gettysburg and the two reconcile just before The Protagonist engages in some serious Parkour.

      The Protagonist accepts one of the three broken Papper clips and returns home to his Igloo a very wealthy Phallus Monster.

      Friday, 29-May-15 09:48:23 UTC from web
      1. Emily Emily

        @polarbear ...

        Friday, 29-May-15 09:50:04 UTC from web
        1. Haru Haru

          @pandabear Now I have an rpg to create whilest on the train

          Friday, 29-May-15 09:50:37 UTC from web
          1. Emily Emily

            @polarbear Train, huh?

            Friday, 29-May-15 09:51:20 UTC from web
      2. Someone Probably Someone Probably

        @polarbear I love papper clips

        Friday, 29-May-15 09:50:29 UTC from web
    2. Emily Emily

      @polarbear "Crime-fighting Kangaroos and terrible apples." was this meant to be apples or is it censored because Im not sure.

      Friday, 29-May-15 10:09:15 UTC from web
      1. Haru Haru

        @pandabear It was the word black people can use but racist white people can't

        Friday, 29-May-15 10:10:25 UTC from web
        1. Emily Emily

          @polarbear Wow.

          Friday, 29-May-15 10:11:17 UTC from web
        2. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

          @polarbear What

          Friday, 29-May-15 10:13:27 UTC from web
        3. Rarity Rarity

          @polarbear classy

          Friday, 29-May-15 10:14:50 UTC from web
          1. Haru Haru

            @rarity thank you.

            Friday, 29-May-15 10:17:27 UTC from web
        4. Someone Probably Someone Probably

          @polarbear So what you're saying is that the main villains of your story are terrible African Americans?

          Friday, 29-May-15 10:20:58 UTC from web
          1. Haru Haru

            @riley no silly, they join the main character on his journey

            Friday, 29-May-15 10:21:25 UTC from web
            1. Someone Probably Someone Probably

              @polarbear Oh well in that case

              Friday, 29-May-15 10:22:45 UTC from web
            2. Emily Emily

              @polarbear Wait so what exactly is terrible about them then?

              Friday, 29-May-15 10:23:16 UTC from web
              1. Haru Haru

                @pandabear Who knows, maybe they steal the last slice of pizza right before you can and eat it really slow.

                Friday, 29-May-15 10:25:11 UTC from web