Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jul-15 14:47:01 UTC

Matt

ACTUAL GTA IV script excerpt written by Dan Houser himself!!

SCENE: LIBERTY CITY
Niko walks into a room. It's a pretty basic room. There is a dude in a suit there.

DUDE IN A SUIT
You must be that guy I called two weeks ago.

NIKO
Yes, I was caught up with friend activities.

DUDE IN A SUIT
Pain in the ass, ain't they?

NIKO
Let's get to the point. I am here for the money.

DUDE IN A SUIT
Some metaphor about the American Dream and money.

NIKO
Cut the crap, will you?

DUDE IN A SUIT
I'm gonna kill your cousin.

NIKO
Oh.

DUDE IN A SUIT
Unless...

NIKO
Unless?

DUDE IN A SUIT
Unless you kill a guy halfway across Liberty. He's a juror or something and jurors are bad for business I think.

NIKO
And you'll let me and my cousin walk free?

DUDE IN A SUIT
Sure, if you do the same thing four times, only for me to stab you in the back and run you out of this particular neighborhood.

NIKO
Sounds easy enough.

DUDE IN A SUIT
Also, you're gonna need a suit. Go to Perseus.