Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 22-Oct-15 20:45:52 UTC

  1. Matt Matt

    @bonesbones "The creator of Knack, Blizzard Games, spiraled into insanity. Resentful of the human race, he poured his hatred and his cruelty into a game called Angry Bird. In this game, you played as a soulless serial rapist, as he tries to jump over the graphics from Mario. Then, in a guerrilla marketing stunt, Pewdiepie made a deal with Dream Boy so he could only make blogs about crappy bird, so then all the dick-sucker kids went out and started buying Happy Bird so then the maker of Tracking Bird who was a FrankerZing batcave shut it down so he could make Minecraft, then Minecraft comes out, Pewdiepie goes "OH, THIS GAME IS A NIPPLE"."

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