Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Dec-15 17:42:17 UTC

  1. Severe weather warning at the North Pole. Mrs Claus wakes up in the middle of the night, having been awoken by something heavy hammering down on the roof. She asks her husband, "Honey, what's that noise?" Without stirring, Mr Claus replies, "Sounds like rain, dear."

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