Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Sunday, 27-Mar-16 02:59:31 UTC

  1. Zenneth Zenneth

    I'm supposed to write a toast at my cousin's reception...
    She said she wanted me to write something funny, so I started writing about taxes and paperwork being the one true test of love, but when I noticed I had written 3 paragraphs about what to do in case you SO dies and returns as a zombie.
    I'd submit it, but I don't think the terms "rotting love" and "rigor mortis might sound tempting" should ever be said at a wedding

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