Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Mar-16 04:13:00 UTC

Zenneth

I'm redoing my parody play of Romeo And Juliet
Trying to remove some of the dead parts, while keeping the fun ones
Here are a few excerpts:
[Mercutio] (played really bad the whole play, under the excuse that the actor wanted to do Romeo, and is not really motivated to do the Mercutio)
(monotone)oh, no, I have been stabbed, oh, damn, blast and another damn, a plague on both your houses, oh damn, I'm a goner, goodbye. (look at backstage) Was that all right?
[Romeo]
(angry) NO! MERCUTIO, MY BROTHER, SLAIN!
[Mercutio]
(monotone) Bummer, innit?

[Juliet] (standing on top of a dieing Romeo)
(Desperate)No, my love, cursed be time, for it was him who killed you, but I shall join you soon! (grab dagger) Is this a dagger I see before me?
[Romeo]
Wrong play.
[Juliet]
Don't care (stab self)