Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 23:13:37 UTC

Zenneth

Mentally advanced is my favorite MLP abridged series, mostly kuz it points out the absurdity of the episode plots.
Why the balls would you try to negotiate with a dragon?
It's a fire-breathing razor-clawed gale-winged reptile that towers over most of their buildings
what would you coerce it with?
what ever it is you have and the dragon wants it would just rip you to shreds and take it
also, why does no one notice that there's a cherrying HYDRA living about 10 minutes from town
One day that damned thing is gonna decide to have a snack and it's just gonna come into town and eat everyone
also, the town has no night watch
a Potato Knishesing star bear walked into town and totaled half the city
and it was just a baby that was probably grumpy from being awoken
the mom is out there and 10 times bigger and about 50 times stronger
they should fortify the town, get a Fluffle Puffing moat at least, they have a river flowing through town