Shadowbolt Moon (rock and stone!) (shadowboltmoon)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jun-16 20:02:55 UTC
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@scribus this all you have to know about marge. Name: Marge Simpson
Identity: Nagging housewife and mother - the backbone of the Simpson family.
Age: 34
Height: 8' 6"
Shoe size: 13AA
Maiden name: Bouvier
Occupation: Housewife/homemaker
Related to: Homer (husband), Bart, Lisa, and Maggie (kids), Patty and Selma (sisters), and Jacqueline Bouvier (mother)
Catchphrases: Murmur/groan/nagging
Best friend: Ruth Powers
Enemies: None at present
Hobbies: Knitting, loom
Past loves: Jacques Brunswick [7G11], Artie Ziff (In high school) [7F13] Bobby Sherman (as a child) [9F12]
Fears: Flying
Previous jobs: French tutor in high school [7F12], carhop waitress, Springfield police officer [2F21], teacher at Springfield Elementary [2F19], worker at SNPP [9F05], and proprietor of pretzel franchise [4F08].
Other interesting facts: Has webbed toes.
Appearances: Every episode to date. Marge has been in jail twice, painted Mr. Burns in the nude been a cop and has been married to Homer twice.
