Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 30-Jul-16 23:04:59 UTC

Matt

Don't read this. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by Jerry Seinfeld in a gorilla costume. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Now you've started reading this don't stop this is so cherrying WEIRD bro, seriously. But if you read this and ignore it then you will have really bad kiwis for like a week, I swear to god you'll be farting fire for seven days OR MORE. Put this on 15 statusnet instances in 144 mins. When you are done press space bar and a multitude of things could happen since the space bar is contextual. This actually works I swear to CHRIST forever and ever Tuesday.