Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 17-Oct-16 03:32:14 UTC

Zenneth

My favorite funny lines out of all the 40 Discworld books:

“Well, now,” said Granny, rubbing her hands together, “I may be able to help you here. Could be I’ve got some dwarf bread to spare.”
“Nah. Not proper dwarf bread,” said the spokesdwarf moodily. “Proper dwarf bread’s got to be dropped in rivers and dried out and sat on and left and looked at every day and put away again. You just can’t get it down here.”
“This could be,” said Granny Weatherwax, “your lucky day.”
“To be frank,” said Nanny Ogg, “I think the cat bananaed on some of it.”
The spokesdwarf looked up, his eyes aglow.
“Hot damn!”