Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 16-Dec-16 05:41:46 UTC

  1. Zenneth Zenneth

    I have this theory about mermaids
    their boobs aren't actually boobs, they are floatation bladders
    they can fill them up with air, or another light gas, as they wish to allow them to rise/sink as they see fit
    this also explains the whole big breasted mermaid thing, while on the surface they would need to be as big as possible, to displace more water and allow them to float more easily
    while on the bottom they're probably as flat as a 3year old boy

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